He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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