Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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