K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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