I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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