Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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