We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
