Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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