Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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