she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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