I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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