By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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