he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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