Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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