Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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