I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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