Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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