is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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