shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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