She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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