my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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