I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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