Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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