we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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