This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
