he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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