Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He? As in you personified your dick?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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