And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize