So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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