she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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