look no pants
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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