I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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