Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm eating all of the evidence.
its not stalking. its research.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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