just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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