butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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