Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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