and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal