my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad