We're facebook friends in real life
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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