Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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