they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize