pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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