I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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