that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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