another moral hangover. fuck.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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