love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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