I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Moan for me like Helen Keller
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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