I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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