I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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