eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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