There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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