CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
