covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You're a waste of cheezeits
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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