So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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