New invention idea: vibrating tampons
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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