I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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